Free Energy Quark Colliders will be for sale soon at Canadian Tire given the surge in perpetual motion patents filed worldwide! A brief overview of recent international patent applications confirms that Perpetual Motion (PM) technology continues to thrive and proliferate. Patent offices around the world are happily issuing more and more patents which they clearly identify as perpetual motion devices – that is non functional according to present understanding of physical laws of thermodynamics.
Searching for such PM patents historically was easy since patent officials usually classified them in the standard patent classifications for perpetual motion, indicated below. These classifications covered the usual species of perpetual motion developed since the time of Leonardo da Vinci – machines involving buoyancy and gravity, with some newer classifications to cover electricity and magnetism.

Conducting a patent search for a novel PM device consisted of reviewing older PM machine patents to see if they claimed the same kind of (non functional ) free energy generating mechanism. If not, the inventor raced off to the patent office to prosecute his application for a new (non functional) PM machine.
Unfortunately, life for patent searchers in the PM field is harder now for a variety of reasons:

Patent offices have not kept up with the patent classification for newer PM machines involving recent developments in quantum physics, string theory, black holes and subatomic particles.

Physics as a subject is now hot, so all kinds of prophetic patents are filed with mad claims for new energy sources (remember Cold Fusion?)

Inventors are reading more science fiction and pop science, and think they can clobber the future market in PM machines by patenting use as a free energy source for some newly discovered faster-than-light particle. Unfortunately, the life of a patent starts at the day of filing, so by the time there is an actual Higgs-boson free energy generator for the home sold at Walmart, the patent will be long expired. The fun times for people like Jerome Lemelson filing submarine patents are long gone.

Many evil stock-promoting fraudsters rip off gullible investors by waving patents at them as irrefutable evidence that patent examiners have verified that their claimed technology works. Nothing could be further from the truth. There are about 525 patents and patent applications on the books for cold fusion, as an example of a tech bubble that fooled thousands of experts.

I looked for evidence of technology hotbeds or incubators for revolutionary perpetual motion innovation. The only theme I found was a noticeable increase in filings from Asia – China, Korea, Japan and India mainly. This factoid would lend credence to the theory that western civilization in general is being buried by smarter, faster, cheaper technology from the east. United States PM patents account for about 22% of the 2011 numbers, while Canadians filing PM patents can be counted on one hand, yet another disgrace for Canadian innovation achievement.

Statistically world wide the numbers for PM patent filings have more than tripled in the last decade, from 276 published in 2001 to 670 in 2010 with the numbers so far for 2011 being about the same as 2010. I used the following International patent classifications for PM. Obviously the numbers could be much higher, given the subjective, capricious, disorganized, error-riddled, random and incompetently managed nature of patent data.

H02K53/00: Alleged dynamo-electric perpetua mobilia
F03G7/10: Alleged perpetua mobilia – recovering energy derived from swinging, rolling, pitching or like movements, e.g. from the vibrations of a machine
F03B17/04: Alleged perpetua mobilia – using hydrostatic thrust

Following are some samples of recent Canadian, British, US and International patent applications for perpetual motion machines as sources of free energy.

CANADA:

CA2705006 ANGELS CRADLE ENERGY MOTOR

CA2694395 PERPETUAL GENERATOR

CA2629366 THUNDERBIRD INFINITE MOTOR

CA2572538 TYPES OF THE EDISON PERPETUAL MOTORS ABOARD A STAR SHIP MAKING STAR WARS

CA2545253 GOD-WHEEL CHAIN MOTOR

CA2391419 ALWARID WHEEL

CA2272660 BIG BANG PERPETUAL ROTATION ION WHEEL

GREAT BRITAIN

GB2412014 Perpetual toothbrush

UNITED STATES

US20110108362 Free energy

US20110074163 Cangrier-M87 machine or C-M87 a very powerful synchronized multi-lever perpetual motion machine designed for hydroelectric (hydraulic) power generation water recycling concept

US2010038914 THREE-DIMENSIONAL UNIVERSAL GRAVITATION OF MINIMUM COMPOSITE PARTICLES FILLING UNIVERSE, METHOD FOR USING TOTAL PRESSURE Pgh OF UNIVERSAL GRAVITATION AND ITS DEVICE

US20010028237 Perpetual motion energy of (GOD) on generating stations

US20100025160 Gravity Powered Rail, Road and Runway transportation systems

US20090250941 System and method of increasing the output energy of an electrical motor by transferring the output energy through a plurality of hydraulic networks to create a continuous electrical cycle

US20090072545 Process of processes for radical solution of the air pollution and the global warming, based on the discovery of the bezentropic thermomechanics and eco fuels through bezentropic electricity

US20060237970 Perpetual motion comptrollers & energy molecule splitters

PATENT COOPERATION TREATY APPLICATIONS

WO2011114194 PERPETUAL ENERGY GENERATION SYSTEM

WO2010116195 PERPETUAL ANTIGRAVITATIONAL AIR VACUUM-BASED DEVICE

WO2009101633 AN APPARATUS FOR PRODUCING ENERGY BY ACHEIVING ANTIGRAVITY

WO2008149378 INTEGRAL TURBINES BY MAGNETIC IN ONE OF THE BENEVOLENT POWER AND (AN)OTHER “BENEVOLENT POWERS – BY GOD GRACE!”

WO2007032036 PERPETUAL ELECTRIC GENERATOR NO SUPPLY COSTS NO SMOG

WO2005103464 DEVICE CONVERTING THERMAL ENERGY INTO KINETIC ENERGY BY USING SPONTANEOUS ISOTHERMAL GAS AGGREGATION

WO2008152510 A2 ELECTROMAGNETISM SUCKING DRIVING FORCE STEPPING ROTARY ENGINE CONTRIVANCE (A/THE PERPETUAL MOTION OF THE THIRD KIND CONTRIVANCE) AND ALSO THAT PROCESS

Nullae satisfactionis potiri non possum… (Can’t get no satisfaction.)